alabama backscratcher

When your girl is at the bottom of a very tall tree, spread eagle, waiting on you.
You climb to the top of the tree, naked. Jump off with your back facing the tree. As you're free-falling, you're jacking off and as your dick enters your girl you ejaculate and then plummet to your death.

Yo, did you hear about that guy jumping outta that tree?
Yeah man, didn't he give his girl the ol' alabama backscratcher?

by Dear Kat July 7, 2016

back-door-trots

diarrhea

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.

by Blake November 12, 2002

back-cute

a person who looks hot exclusively from the back, but is not attractive in 360 degrees

alexis: wait...is that guy over there hot
janette: no, he's only back-cute

by burntsiena January 22, 2005

Back 2 school

the worst time of the year: opposite of Christmas.

Back 2 school, is the most horrible time of the yearrrrrr! ding dong! (jingle, jangle)

by Eazy Z October 18, 2008

Back2pray

This is a sexual act between four men in which one of the men strokes the scrotum of the other man. Meanwhile the man who's scrotum is being rubbed will be anally but-raped by the third man. Eventually the 4th man will receive the sperm nutrients that he needs to thrive.

The actual definition of this is the recollection of the act.

The Next Morning

Man One: Wow man! Last night was insane, wasn't it?

Man Two: What was? Back2pray?

by Pencilfield March 23, 2009

Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.

I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.

by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010

Doll back

A screw-up, can't do anything right (Russian: Dolbak)

"You doll back, I can't believe you can't beat that easy videogame."

by Ender_Wiggin August 6, 2006