Whack Attack Syndrome

When a person attempts to reason a point they have with completely false evidence or something they had just made up.

Zack had a severe case of Whack Attack Syndrome when he wouldn't let us in his basement for no reason at all.

Jeff had W.A.S. when he said Matt didn't have a chance with Kelsey when Jeff didn't know anything.

by paka322 May 4, 2009

Gleek-attack

a condition that occurs after or while one watches an episode of Glee so packed with drama and twists that they lose all ability to function.

I was hyperventilating because I was having a Gleek-attack.

by Jason O Hanson November 11, 2010

spasm attack

A spasm attack is a twitch in one of your muscles.

Is also associated with cramps.

Person 1: Feels like my eye is jumping.

Person 2: Sounds like you are having a spasm attack.

by LongJohnJohnson November 11, 2013

great attack

1. (noun) a show of Bemani game skills by deliberately attempting to score "Greats" instead of "Perfects".

2. (interjection) used by DDR players when they're off the beat, but can't blame it on the controller/stage/pad

1. "If this was Great Attack, you'd win. But it's not so you don't."

2. (Score shows up on the screen and quick, before anybody says anything, dude shouts) "Great Attack!"

by second tuesday October 20, 2006

balance attack

Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.

A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.

by ciro307 September 7, 2009

smash attack

One of the best ways to hug someone. Similar to a glomp. Generally, you run to someone and hug them. Some people may yell 'smash attack.'

Sally: Today I smash attacked Julie after school and it was really funny.

Anne: Haha, I saw that.

by Sarah☼ September 26, 2009

FWS Attack

The Finger Warmth Stealth Attack is one of ingenious cunning and skill. In layman's terms, a single finger of the unsuspecting victim is inserted into ones own anus without them noticing. The result upon realisation is not one of disgust, but of pure awe and respect for the immense skill and aptitude required to pull off such an attack...

Ninja: ..yep....yep... nearly... yes!
Victim: (suddenly realising) What the... how the.... thats......
Ninja: Thats the FWS Attack, my friend, and I know; You're impressed
Victom/Big fan: My God!! That is impressive!! The ingenious cunning and skill to pull off such a awe inspiring move without my noticing.... How!!?
Ninja: Training. And time.... You can take it out now my friend; this lesson, is over.
Big fan: Wow, thanks Blatant Ninja, you're the best!!
Ninja: Yeah bitch.

by Funk Master Slam May 5, 2010