stack attack

n.

1. To bring it, in a really prudish sort of way.
2. Insidious consumption of chocolate and/ or tofu.

Man, is there any left? No. Total stack attack.

by Melvin Galoriel May 15, 2006

heart attack

A can of Sparks mixed with either Gin or Vodka

Hey man make me a Heart Attack!

by Fhenix January 24, 2008

fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012

Attachment Deficit Disorder

Someone who is constantly leaving out attachments when sending e-mails, has Attachment Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.). (Similar to Attention Deficit Disorder, but with attachment's).

Mike: email RE: You gotta see this wicked vid!!!

Jeff: opens blank email Huh? There's nothing here! That dudes got Attachment Deficit Disorder

by kishmich October 8, 2008

pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008

heart attack massacre

The ultimate drink created by Adam Smithson. It consists of Monster, Red Bull, Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper, and a drop of Orange Soda, all mixed into a large subway cup...The drink is so powerfull it will have you bouncing off the walls for a good amount of time.
DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

me: IM SOOO FUCKIN HYPER!
you: why?
me: I JUST SLURPED UP A HEART ATTACK MASSACRE!

by TYLERECALL April 21, 2010

Sleep Attack

The sensation that something is coming at you while you are sleeping, usually ending up with the victim waking up and shaking uncontrollably. Can be related to sleep apnea (a real disorder) or presomination

When i tried to sleep last night, I had a major sleep attack.

by Matazaron January 3, 2008