wizard's sleeve

An asshole that is so stretched out from overuse that it looks like a baggy Wizard's sleeve.

Screech had a huge Wizard's Sleeve after 4 years of daily homosexual rapes at Bayside High school at the hands of A.D. Slater, Zack Morris, and Mr. Belding!

by Bolton September 12, 2006

Data Wizard

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.

Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete

by Master Data Wizard May 18, 2010

cream wizard

A known sexual predator or pedophile

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.

by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

wizzywig

WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get

"..........it's an internet term."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Wizards sleeve

A slut that has got fucked so many times her pussy hangs like a wizards sleeve.

"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".

by Gav Harris December 31, 2009

wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

wizlife

The life of a wizard or witch. Consists of slaying dragons, kicking Voldemort's ass, making fun of death eaters, and hanging out with the golden trio.

Saw Deathly Hallows part 2 for the fifth time... #wizlife

by the half-blood princess July 21, 2011