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Indian washer fluid

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.
“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”
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Nuclear Waste

That shit you find and cover yourself in because you wanted to get super powers. But doesn't work because it kills you
Guy:OH SHIT NUCLEAR WASTE I WANT SUPER POWERS
*covers self in nuclear waste*
*dies from cancer and shit*
by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019
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Ella walters

Ella Walters not the ordinary kind of girl.
She can be shy at times but when around those of her closest friend she is the life of the party her outgoing personality attracts any boy in her path and her three best friends are always there for her. Ella Walters is extremely passionate about dogs but has a side obsession about sheep.
Ella Walters walked her fluffy sheep like dog
by Cello07889 September 1, 2019
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techno-wasted

Driven to exhaustion by technology in the modern day-to-day environment.
"Alexa, What percentage of the American population is techno-wasted and trying to find alternatives?" Alexa reply's, "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question."
by ROtown June 19, 2019
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Lyle Walters

Sticking a shaken bottle of orange soda in your ass and giving yourself an enema.
I gave myself a Lyle Walters to get myself to poop.
by sixpakofdwarves March 31, 2020
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Duck Washer

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.
“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”
by royleelyor May 29, 2020
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Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night
by CharSweet September 12, 2020
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