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wanker

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree
"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"
by HeYzUs December 28, 2005
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Pascal's Wanger

Not believing in the standard pile of *baloney* that many American's believe in. Such as UFOs, Bigfoot, angels, God and/or libertarianism.

Taken from Pascal's Wager - that it is a better bet to believe in God than not, since it costs nothing to believe and you are rewarded if its true. And it costs everything not to believe and its true.
dude 1 - Rudy's astrology witch told him a flat tax will end global warming.

dude 2 - That dickwad needs Pascal's Wanger shoved in his think-hole
by Berham December 31, 2007
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Wanger Pie

coloquial geordi for...'not very good man!!'
"why ai man, that club is wanger pie like".
or
"look man, that fat lass been eating a lot of wanger pie!"
or
"thats wanger"!
by Harry-French Massive April 21, 2004
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wangeroo

an australian gentlemen who appears to be a tad "frisky"
as opposed to kangeroo
oh dear charlie, there appears to be a wangeroo
by mitch May 13, 2005
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Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!
by VeryCold April 2, 2010
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Wankerchif

n. A cloth or towel repeatedly used for the sole purpose of ejaculating into or cleaning up post sex-messiness.
In my case, I use a Mr. Met towel for such purposes as my Wankerchif being this is about the equivalent of the state of their organization.
by yeaisaidthat4 July 21, 2012
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Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.
by SizesDefined December 2, 2016
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