whompum

n. whompum, v. to make whompum

this poo has more to do with taking a wet dump when one is hungover. it can also be a massive exercise of "dropping your demons" after a cheesestake or spicy enchiladas. Sometimes, whompums are similar to Study Butt which is a nasty combination of caffeine, stress, and no sleep. Whompum used to be used as a San Franciscan currency.

from the Apache word of WHOMPOMM
see FIREWATER.

Bear Claw wanted to make whompum very much. But squaw, Dances with Diarrhea, was in his teepee. So he pinched it off. Last of the Mylanta was nearby and she cried a tear of sorrow.

by Hunter N 4 June 1, 2007

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whoom

the act of telling a story, perferrably one about sex

james goes whoom when he tells a story

by james March 28, 2004

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meat whooping

beat a babe in the face or on the ass with your cock as to punish her, or to do it just to excite yourself sexually, just like you always must. you can also call her names during the meat whooping like- you canned corn beyotch, you tinkler spanking taking monkey girl, you spanked fossil fuck, and cunny pee-pee tinky dink-dink smelly twat for me cunt bag beyotch pig girly. also, call her a skank after you shoot your hillaryclintonjuice on her or in one of her three meat package holes.

me so horney, me thinks i'm givin' my three piece squeeze box bitch a meat whooping just so's me can spray me hillaryclintonjuice on her titty nipples. right after i blow one straight up her arse. AArgh!

by jamesofcleveland December 29, 2008

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Whoo Rah

A Female Dirt Bag Slutty Skanky Good For Nothing But Doing Dishes And Cleaning Houses And Rim Jobbing Sucking Cock Fuckin Stinky Titts Smellin Like Old Milk Looking Like Two Peperoni Slabs For Nipples Both Tits Lookin Like Grapefruits In A Pair Of Panty Hose Bottom Of My Boot Heal Shit Caked On It AND They Eat All Types Of Feces Yes All Types Even The Diarrhea Make Soup Wit It And Smell Like Green Bins Fuck. All I Know Is You Can Find Em On The Corner Fo Sho Or Even Any Sidewalk For That Matter Maybe A Parking Lot Looking For A Hard Rough Nasty Dirty Fuck To Their STD Ridden Pussies They Make Fettuccine With Their VD Sludge Climidia Fuckin Dripping Yeast Infection Got Ear Wax Hangin Out Nose Hair With Boogers An Shit She Be Licking Her Nose Eating That Shit AND Mild Tape Worm Sliding In And Out Of Her Stank Booty Hole Poke Holes All In Arm From The Heroine And Black Front Teeth From The Crack And Meth Smoke Fuckin Cum Dumpster Fuck Face Sloppy Swamp Donkey.
But Very Very Nice :)

Fuck You Ya Fuckin "Whoo Rah"

I Told The Boyfriend Of The "Whoo Rah" To Fuck Her Cause I Did ......... We All Did

by The_Forteller June 19, 2010

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whood

similar to would, it is used to describe how much you would fuck a female.
The amount of "o's" indicates how much you would like to fuck her.

the 'w' is silent so it sounds like 'hoood'

I whood fuck her - you would but there is still doubt

I whooooooood fuck her - you're certain you would

by Partnotwhite September 25, 2009

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whompy

The word version of the sound wa-wa-wah....

Sound used for a variety of purposes, for example, but not limited to, when someone screws up or does something lame. Can sometimes be heard on game shows.

"I can't find my tractor."

"That's whompy."

by SAJM March 2, 2008

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