Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker 

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.

Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012

Wankers Cramp 

A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.

Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?

Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp

Wankers Cramp by vdragyn May 17, 2010

wanker 

Someone who doesnt know the difference between a mode-2 ipx socket and a mode-3 ipx socket - i mean come on guys!

GOON 1 : "I think he's confused his mode 2 with his mode 3!"
GOON 2 : "What a wanker!"
GOON 1 : "hyuk! Nasal laugh, lots of slobber and slurping
GOON 2 : "Lets have gay sex"

wanker by peda June 17, 2003

wankers tash 

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.

Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm

wankers tash by Escalations Moose December 14, 2008

Wankel 

Masturbating with your pants or undies around your ankles.

Alice wankeled for several hours before authorities made it through her steel door.

Wankel by Hobarto May 16, 2019

wankdag 

a person that somehow manages to wank dogs

you disgusting wankdag!

wankdag by stuart duncan March 25, 2005

wanker 

a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.

"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker

wanker by traceab June 7, 2007