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table matress

A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side
Get yo' dang table matress off of Cletus!
by bubblesofmassdestruction February 3, 2005
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Row 3 Table 1

This man named jon sits here and can't Speak english. He gets very angry when you get his orders wrong. His Arm Was shot off in the vietnam War
ChOOOOSSE CHUMATOESSSSSSS!!!!!

EIGHT HASUSAGEEE!!!! THATZ ITTT!!!!

MUFFING ALSEE!!!
by Sophia Ting April 20, 2005
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Black table

Black Mesa, in english is black table. which could be many things. such as the fact that a table is burnt? maybe something. no one will know.
Charlay "dude whats up"

Richard "the dice are on the black table"

Charlay "What?"

Richard "dont know"
by Goldendeed April 28, 2009
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table rocked

The sickness one acquires after eating anything, no matter how safe it seems... at table rock cafe at boise state campus.

Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit.

Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.
"Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I was getting table rocked."
"What's wrong bay? are you table rocked?"
by A2 Chaffee January 10, 2008
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tablewhore

Someone who jumps from table to table in a school cafeteria during lunch. Either they don't really know anyone, or they know a lot of people and want to talk to everyone.
boy: Jenny, why don't you sit here for the whole lunch? you're such a tablewhore.

Jenny: No, I need to go talk to Madison, Carl, and Rachel. I'll see you in bio.
by quietgrrlmaya April 22, 2009
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Table Top Hot

A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table
That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...
by Stephanie Grimes July 13, 2019
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Table tennis

When you pass a girl around but she gets tired.
"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."
by patjbn August 4, 2019
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