Toe god

A fake god that Minecraft players worship with a sponge and they cut off there toes

The toe god is very hot and we love it

by Thisburrito July 26, 2022

soggy toes

When your in the bathtub too long your toes get soggy that is also called grandma toes

Man 1: I’ve been in the bath too long man
Man 2: oh my god look you have soggy toes
Man 3: mmm snack for later..

Man 4: ayo

Man 5: why am I even here

Man 6: idk why I’m here but I don’t like soggy toes

Man 7: same

by Watery pizza July 13, 2022

Toe the mark

Toe the mark originally comes from a runner's foot or toe on the starting line or mark, it is usually used when somone or somthing isnt quite up to par

She never could toe the mark, I never could walk the line

by all I speak is truth. March 3, 2021

Milky Toes

When a girls tits are so floppy her nipples point downwards.

Damn, you see that girls tits? She could give herself milky toes!

by pjames6 November 11, 2020

toe pit

The pit between your toes, also a french delicacy often served as canapes.

Would you like a Toe Pit madam?

Ahhh god I've got an itchy toe pit

by Toby Bogey April 16, 2017

Schug Toe

A persons spiciest toe, usually the middle toe. A rare middle eastern medical condition in which a persons toe will get extremely green and spicy.

After a year of touring the Middle East my worst memory is catching schug toe.

by Dark_Brotherhood April 26, 2022

toes goes

An alternative to the popular game nose goes that overrules the original outcome.

“Nose goes! Now you’ve gotta take out the trash”
“Step off bitch, toes goes!”

by Webster’s dick-tionary October 26, 2017