White tears

“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.

Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.

Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.

the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*

by melanynmonroe November 4, 2016

teargasm

To cry profusely, suddenly.

After getting bitch-slapped he had a teargasm.

by Matt Dickinson August 15, 2006

trail of tears

The area immediately following someone who has expelled or is currently expelling gas. The noxious odor often causes tears or anger among those caught in its path. Victims may seek to flee before illness or nausea occurs.

That chili at lunch was great, but I feel badly for anyone caught in the trail of tears behind me.

by Satin Sheets April 1, 2007

tearjerk

To masturbate using your own or someone else's tears as lubrication.

I poked Allan in the eyeball and used the secretions for a tearjerk.

by Hirotter January 14, 2008

Tear Jerker

Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.

Dude, Brian so totally deserved that tear jerker.

by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008

Teargaslighting

The act of which is performed by any Liberal or Democrat in effort to deflect any wrongdoing and spin the narrative to make the opposing side the antagonist.

Hey, did you watch CNN last night?
No, they're just teargaslighting the entire viewer base into adopting their views or be labeled a racist.
Wow, teargaslighters are degenerates!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

leg tears

1) When u laugh so hard, tears come down your leg.
2) Something to be very afraid of. This amount of tears could drown cities

1) OMG LEG TEARS! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

2) RUN, LEG TEARS EVERYWHERE!!

by Lucipaw13 July 26, 2015