Toast

A semi-popular party game played by French-Canadian teenagers in order to cause humiliation and embarrassment. A group of boys sit in a circle and masturbate with a piece of toast by their penis, which they ejaculate onto. The object of the game is to not be the last one to blow your load, because then you are the one forced to eat the piece of toast (with your semen on it).

Jean-Marc: What did you guys do last night?
Jean-Guy: The guys and I played "toast," it was a shameful night for Jean-Luc.

Jean-Marc: Tabernak

by 59thstreet July 22, 2011

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

toads

An abbreviation to the word 'totally'

-"I don't know, should i go to the pub?"

-"Oh man, you should toads come to the pub with us"

by Chrissers July 18, 2006

Toad

there are many ways to use the word toad, one example is, an item or person that represents what is a "barr" moment. Another example is when a person is at bat, or put under pressure, his or her teammates or colleagues can support that person by yelling "toooaaadd!". Or, finally you can use the word toad to say hello to another person.

Toad?", "hey what do you say now toooaaaaaddddd!!!". "Hey whats up toad"

by LAVA! March 7, 2011

Texas Toast

When a big fat man takes a shit on a woman's face and steps on it, and shouts TEXAS TOAST!

Tim Texas Toast my face the other day.

by MayoSalPhil September 8, 2009

Toad Dick

the size of Toad's Dick... approxamitely the size of long island

a football field is about 1/1000th of a toad dick wide

by Mdp12345 October 23, 2007

toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.

After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.

by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011