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gain the upper hand 

Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.
Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.
gain the upper hand by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride
I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

Tripping the Unknown

To experience or do something you’ve never experienced or done before.
I’ve never been skydiving. I’m tripping the unknown!

A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint 

A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.
Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.

Person who wrote the Urban Dictionary Rappers Article 

The Person who wrote the Urban Dictionary Rappers Article likely uses the N word with a hard R

is there a single word not on the urban dictionary? 

When you mistaken the urban dictionary (a very very time wasting website) as the google search engine and you type this sentence because you want to find something it doesn't have.
A person: i think i'm going to search is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?
Urban dictionary: YOU ARE BANNED FOR TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WE DON"T HAVE!!!
A person: *Faint*

dictionary.com is way better than the urban dictionary 

When you find a dictionary that actually has what you need (unlike the urban dictionary)
I discovered dictionary.com and now i know dictionary.com is way better than the urban dictionary