sucking at life

A title some are deemed with after years of complaining, self-doubt, and depression.

John dobbs sucks at life.

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 01, 2005

Suck a Teabag

suck a teabag is an insult used when you want tell someone to piss off. it is extremely rude and will easily get rid of any nuisances.

oh my gosh go suck a teabag.
honestly go suck a tea bag your annoying me so much.

by phannysthiffer April 17, 2019

Pink Suck

Like a 'Pink Sock' but with added felch. Basically after 'pink socking' your partner you then proceed to suck the spaff out of the extended anus(straw optional for the squemish).

After shooting his load and withdrawing violently Wellington proceeded to 'Pink Suck' his own juices from the goats 'Pink Sock'.

by SpookySmithersJones January 08, 2010

boob suck

1. One whose behaviour is similar to that of a baby.
2. One whose progress is hindered by her/himself.
3. A bad situation.

"Don't be such a boob suck!"
"I've been quite the boob suck lately."
"What a boob suck!"

by dodgyderek December 29, 2007

suck teeth

also called "stiups" or "stiupsin" in tha caribbean and west indies. (jamaica, tt, etc.)

TRINI: she get vex bcuz i stiupzz @ she naggin

ENUNCIATIN ANNOYIN KNOW-IT-ALL AMERICAN DUDE: i do so believe you mean "She GOT angry because I SUCKED MY TEETH at HER"

TRINI: shut up. itzz stiups, not no suck teeth

by SICKofMLIS December 30, 2005

sucks to be you

A phrase. It's typically used by a person with few or no problems against someone who has told a woeful story about a major problem or terrible event that has recently occured to them that will not be put behind them anytime soon.

Mike: "My life is in the shitter... My wife left me, my dog was hit by a car and killed, I've lost my job, I found out I have cancer, and I need another beer!"

John: "Damn Mike! Sucks to be you!"

by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004

falcons suck

a nfl team that plays at the highschool level. has the worst overall record than any other nfl team and no chapionships. and their theme song is the teif rennie tin tin dead bird disco inferno casper slide cha cha dance. while performing this dance tieff rennie tin tin masturbates to the television.

ask mr. armstrong why the falcons suck

by falcon plucker November 08, 2009