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suck licker

Insulting term ejaculated by my boss towards the driver of a vehicle on the other side of the road who suddenly lurched onto our side of the road just as we were passing. This shouted response took us both by surprise even more than the erratic driving of the offender. In hindsight we often marvel at the way this combination of words conveys the deep insult of phrases such as cocksucker and ass-licker, while technically implying only that the object of displeasure is capable both of sucking and licking (or really only of licking "sucks", whatever a "suck" is).
1. You suck licker!!

2. "John - do you remember how amusing it was that time you shouted out 'suck licker'?"
"Yes, I do"
by Doogle November 12, 2005
mugGet the suck lickermug.

Pink Suck

Like a 'Pink Sock' but with added felch. Basically after 'pink socking' your partner you then proceed to suck the spaff out of the extended anus(straw optional for the squemish).
After shooting his load and withdrawing violently Wellington proceeded to 'Pink Suck' his own juices from the goats 'Pink Sock'.
by SpookySmithersJones January 8, 2010
mugGet the Pink Suckmug.

boob suck

1. One whose behaviour is similar to that of a baby.
2. One whose progress is hindered by her/himself.
3. A bad situation.
"Don't be such a boob suck!"
"I've been quite the boob suck lately."
"What a boob suck!"
by dodgyderek January 10, 2008
mugGet the boob suckmug.

suck teeth

also called "stiups" or "stiupsin" in tha caribbean and west indies. (jamaica, tt, etc.)
TRINI: she get vex bcuz i stiupzz @ she naggin

ENUNCIATIN ANNOYIN KNOW-IT-ALL AMERICAN DUDE: i do so believe you mean "She GOT angry because I SUCKED MY TEETH at HER"

TRINI: shut up. itzz stiups, not no suck teeth
by SICKofMLIS December 30, 2005
mugGet the suck teethmug.

sucks to be you

A phrase. It's typically used by a person with few or no problems against someone who has told a woeful story about a major problem or terrible event that has recently occured to them that will not be put behind them anytime soon.
Mike: "My life is in the shitter... My wife left me, my dog was hit by a car and killed, I've lost my job, I found out I have cancer, and I need another beer!"

John: "Damn Mike! Sucks to be you!"
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
mugGet the sucks to be youmug.

falcons suck

a nfl team that plays at the highschool level. has the worst overall record than any other nfl team and no chapionships. and their theme song is the teif rennie tin tin dead bird disco inferno casper slide cha cha dance. while performing this dance tieff rennie tin tin masturbates to the television.
ask mr. armstrong why the falcons suck
by falcon plucker November 7, 2009
mugGet the falcons suckmug.

your suck

Suck is short for "your dick sucker" meaning mouth.
Shut your suck is a derogatory way of telling someone to shut up. Used a lot in the military and law enforcement communities with people who are deemed lower in social ranking (such as lower enlisted military or perps for law enforcement).
" Shut your suck" short for shut your dick sucker when someone just won't shut up.
by Elle Blank June 29, 2008
mugGet the your suckmug.

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