kentucky steamer

It is when you take a shit on a girls chest and rub your dick in it.

Yo, I totally gave her the full Kentucky steamer experience

by Landon potter June 5, 2016

manila steamer

When a Filipino fills a condom with uncooked rice and inserts it into the anus. After 6 hours the rice is cooked internally at which point it is removed and eaten.

I'm so hungry! Let me know when your manila steamer is done so we can eat!

by Steve Zesu August 11, 2017

the scottish steamer

1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum

garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!

clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.

by gary andy masty July 16, 2010

cape cod clam steamer

The cape cod clam steamer, aka cccs, is a sex position. You go to cape cod, dig up some clams in the ocean, and then boil the by forcing them up your gf's vagina.

That cape cod clam steamer was piping hot

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Beijing Opera Steamer

When a man named Francis sits on his male partners face and passes some steamy gas while singing the succulent tunes of Beijing Opera.

Francis was giving Jim a fantastic Beijing Opera Steamer after partying all night...

by dutch-smuggler October 4, 2018

St. Augustine Steamer

A cadaver feces that poops on its student when attempting to palpate the gluteus maximus

ex: As troy went to palpate the gluteus maximus, his cadaver proceded to give him a st. augustine steamer.

by Steveland Cremer March 1, 2009

Stamey

To be the pinnacle of Irish.
To be the president of Ireland.
To be the inventor of Ireland and all that is Irish.

One whose blood is actually made of Guinness.

That stamey guy is a fag.

by gnar har har March 6, 2009