Splurfff

The act of ejaculating

That guy is gonna splurfff all over the place

by Gronkdonk December 1, 2023

Splurfff

That guy you absolutely don't wanna fuck with

Dude watch out for Splurfff, that thing will rip you in half

by Gronkdonk December 1, 2023

Sklurping

When you masterbate so intensely that your ejaculation holds the speed of Mach 1.2 or the force of a .50 caliber bullet

"Yesterday I was sklurping and I put a hole in my wall"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

slurpkuna

Eat black pussy

Yo I just slurpkuna'd
Who
That black chick over there

by Blackballs4 April 14, 2024

SLURPENDIPITY

When a drink of one's choice is made to absolute perfection; it is slurpendivity

This Italian perfection margarita at Olive garden is the essence of slurpendipity.

by Ri-Ri duzzit April 18, 2024

Slurping On Meat

Slurping/Sipping on meat is a DISRESPECTFUL way of saying that someone is being a fan/overly invested in someone other than themselves. It is comparable to saying "Riding Dick" or "Sucking his dick", but the use of Slurp makes it more explicit.

Credit it to Naima

Brian: Ayeeee that new Kendrick diss was FIREEEE
Kiki: Naw Drake devoured kendrick, he's my lord and savior and is the GOATTTT
Brian: BRUHHHH stop slurping on meat

by bignaimaonthebeat May 1, 2024

Slurpcest

A word for “the day after tomorrow” used by some people dissatisfied with the lack of a specific name for it

I have temple this slurpcest because I’m Jewish.
Are you going to the park on slurpcest?

by Skank-hunt_3d April 2, 2025