Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

split the atom

(pre COVID) any task that is very difficult to do
(COVID era) when a business requires you to wear a mask to enter, no exceptions!

Alex: Yo G-money, lets go grub downtown at Therapy
G-money: Not feeling it bro, too many MAGAtards out homie
Alex: Shit will be safe bro, the make you split the atom.
G-money: I'm in!

by Gaggle Kang December 25, 2020

Split Lip

a term commonly used for black people because of constant street fights cause them to often have split lips.

That god damn Split Lip robbed me for all my cash!

by Football king 99 December 12, 2021

splish

adj. a male who prefers drinks typically associated with females over traditionally male spirits; girl-drink drunk

Your buddy is always drinking Appletinis and Fuzzy Navels; is he a splish?

by Fred Christopher April 7, 2009

split

The overall length of a birds gash from front to back!

jesus your split right round to your back, and it stinks. or you gotta split ass slag.

by A.B. eavers November 5, 2003

split roast

A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.

Maz: Did you go round Mark's house last night?
Juliet: Yeah, I had a well nice split roast!

by ZoeZombie November 7, 2007

split down

when someone runs you down with a carving object and kills your ass with it!

jonas chased his wife candace with a fire axe through the woods. he caught her and knocked her to the ground. he raised the axe and candace put her arm up futally to block the axe, but the axe went through her arm and she was split down.

by da hood' June 20, 2004