spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

Shermer's First Law of Intelligence

From a Penn & Teller show, a quote from Michael Shermer: "Smart people are very good at rationalising things they came to believe for unsmart reasons."

You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

by Fearman December 28, 2007

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

sherm perm

Nasty, straightened hair on a black dude. A Jheri Curl can count too. Called a Sherm Perm because it's popular in California, where people smoke sherm. This term was popularized by "rapper" Soulja Boy while he was dissing grown-ass man Ice-T.

"'Friday' would have been even funnier if Ice Cube was still rockin' the sherm perm."

by GullibleZine June 22, 2008

Sherm

A joint/cigarette dipped in LIQUID PCP not embalming fluid. The embalming fluid is most commonly used to disguise the drug term PCP for non-drug talkers. REAL EMBALMING FLUID MAY CAUSE DEATH AFTER SMOKING.

"DAM ROUGE WE OUT TO BLAZE A SHERM."
"NAH NIGGA IM COO FUCK THAT PCP BULLSHIT, I AIN'T TRYIN TO BE BIG LURCH AND EAT A BITCH ALIVE"

by .Sage.. March 6, 2009

Shermie

Busty, eyeless(?) grappler woman of the King of Fighters series (97, 98 and 2002).

The Orochi New Faces Team consists of Yashiro, Chris, and Shermie.

by Photon September 21, 2003