In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream

Absolute vacuum of space prevents sound waves from travelling and vice-versa.

When the user of a blondes face for sexual purposes finds that the pleasure sensation is too great and wishes to cry out in a manner befitting a scream. Realising to late that In Space No-one Can Hear You Scream...

by Master Of Cunts May 14, 2008

Space Jam

The act of a male masturbating or engaging in sexual activities involving the penis while orbiting in outer space. As the male ejaculates, gravity keeps some semen from leaving the penis, thus remaining stuck in the penis. The penis is then space jammed.

Jackie: Yo Gregory! I heard you and Janet just got back from the moon, how was it?

Gregory: Pretty sweet man but we tried to fuck in the cargo bay of the space ship and I got so space jammed, it took me forever to get it out.

Jackie: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt..........

by spacejammer August 10, 2009

space head

Getting head in space. The one thing greater than road head.

some guy: yo dude those alien skanks totally gave me some space head

some other guy: shit dog, that's pretty xtreme

by Will Maxwell May 12, 2008

space beer

-Phrase synonymous for 12oz alcoholic beverages brewed from hops.
-Functional in noun, verb, adverb, adjective forms.
-Most commonly used to ask if beer is needed or request beer.

Q: "Space beer?"
A: "me"

or

Q: "Space?!?"
A: "Yes... gleep glop!"

by sdsumac July 25, 2006

Space Pope

The figurehead and highest ranking authority of the Space Church. The first Space Pope was Michael Moreschi of Clifton, NJ. He ascended to power in 2005.

"I'm the freakin' Space Pope!" -Space Pope Mike I

by SCOTT!!! May 17, 2006

space-docking

the act of shitting into a condom, placing it in a freezer until frozen and then using the frozen shit filled condom as a dildo

"i cant believe you actually did space-docking, thats disgusting!"

by amn23 March 2, 2009

space kiss

whereupon a man/woman providing oral sex for his/her male partner blows down into his penile shaft creating an air bubble within the urethra.

Heterosexual Version:
-"Bro how was your night with tiffany?"

-"Hella bad bro, she gave me a space kiss and I spent like 3 hours trying to push it out."

-"Bummer bro."

Homosexual Version:

-"Bro how was your night with timothy?"

-"Hella bad bro, he gave me a space kiss and I spent like 3 hours trying to push it out."

-"Bummer bro."

by reibreadzz April 15, 2011