As I Die Slowly

"As I Die Slowly" is also known as AIDS.

I used that term because when a person has AIDS they are dying slowly.

by Natalie October 23, 2004

slowik

a very famous russian blood line, very attractive, and good with politics, women and sex, also known as "Slovik"

The Slowiks are very prestigious.

by Luke Wasakt June 26, 2008

slowkalee

A situation of belief and trust shown in a very extream way,a situation of honesty and blank lies..

I have a slowkalee belief in the chemistry of women and the nature of men....

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

slowest buffalo

the slowest buffalo is the chick at the bar, when you walk in, that you KNOW you can take home and have your way with. the chick that is down for anything, usually overweight with too much make-up. gives a good meaning to the phrase: "Hey, I may not be good looking, but I put out." One thing that is very important if your going for the slowest buffalo, is that you have to consume a remarkable amount of alcohol to go through with the kill. usually slurring words and a blunt pass such as, "heyyyou, you wanna fuck?" will work just about every time.

Rizzle: yo jammin, you see her over there? i think i'm gonna go in for the kill.
Jammin: goin for the slowest buffalo?
Rizzle: its a distinct possibility
Jammin: SHOTS!!!
Rizzle: If your buying!

by Jamsalot January 28, 2007

the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009

Slowsh

Commonly used in proper cushdy old travellers town of Maidstone, Kent my mothers loife, slowsh refers to the following:

1. An alternate word for slag or slut etc.

2. A word used to describe shagging a slowsh.

1. 'Look at that dirty old slowsh bag'.

2. 'I'm gonna slowsh the shit out of your Mum you old shit cunt'.

by Slowsher December 9, 2009

Jennifer Slowpez

A slow person crossing the street

"Hey, Jennifer Slowpez, get the hell out of the road!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018