Sky Shit

The act of climbing the outside of the dividing wall of a public toilet and dropping a duece on an unsuspecting person who is also defocating. This can be dangerous and should be performed with a spotter to avoid injury and should also involve a hasty escape route.

see also Hot Carl Bomb

Garreth was walking through the airport when suddenly his legs cramped and lost all strength. He knew what was coming and it wouldn't be pretty. He hastened to the lavatory, quickly laid down the paper seat, and dropped his trousers. Before he actually made contact with the paper-protected plastic, liquid hot magma sprayed the back of the bowl. As his quivering hamstrings regained their control, Garreth felt relieved and reached for the toilet paper to begin his ascent from the public bowl, and thats when he saw it; a white pimply ass perched over the top of the stall. In pre-wiped frozen horror, he watched as the intruding ass released 12 inches of unholy fecal rope that splatted down onto his right knee. Damn it! If not for the pre-diarrhea leg cramp weakness, he would have been able to avoid this sky shit. On top of everything else, cleaning up his soiled leg took too much time and Garreth missed his connecting flight.

by A Child Without an Eye December 22, 2004

shit on lock

Having control of the situation. Being the best at somthing. Not worried about somthing.

Brad: "How are you doing in that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I got that shit on lock."

by Michael Rizzuto May 3, 2008

dynamite shits

The release of solid waste from the human body by way of the anal cavity. Usually at an unusually rapid rate, resulting in a thunderous release of sound and shit. Often results in a "painting of the bowl," which is a much admired art.

guy1: omg dude, i ate at the new indian place, and i got the dynamite shits

guy2: damn.

by MasterOfThaCrapper January 10, 2011

Cig Shit

The Urge to take a shit during or after the smoking of a cigarette.

Dude, I just took the biggest cig shit of my life!

by Fletch703 February 4, 2010

shit hydrant

Adjective - a bad situation that is becoming worse

Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."

by Ryo-FFXIV November 11, 2013

Macgyver Shit

After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.

Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"

Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."

Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019