jonny rocket

to try and stick your penis in somebody while there clothes are still on.

i'm gonna jonny rocket your ass

by brittany and tiffani May 13, 2005

pocket rocket

A small, albeit very powerful micro-dick.

It may be small, but the guy knows how to use it.

OMG his pocket rocket was better than my ex's 8 inches!!!

by HowDareYouDefineMe April 2, 2017

pocket rocket

A smal, white vibrator. Costs about $40cdn and uses 2 'AA' batteries.

The best thing to ever happen to drunken sex.

Pocket rocketes rule.

by jrhather April 4, 2007

Rocketeer

A follower of the delightful band Romance On A Rocketship (ROAR) who are massively loving. Typically love Kasey Smith from ROAR and all he represents.

Kasey: "Thank you so much for the support Rocketeers!"
Girl: We love you too!! Being a Rocketeer rocks!

by CAMIKUN September 16, 2010

Red Rocket

It's what your breath smells like when you wake up Sunday morning, you can't remember and thing, and your dog is laying next to you.

Party dude #1: Dude, I'm so hungover. What happened last night?

Party dude #2: I would say by the smell of your breath, that you blew your dogs redrocket!

Party dude #3: Awww please don't tell anybody....especially my gay lover JimBob

Red Rocket: That felt good

by bootyhairs April 29, 2010

Almighty Magical Rickster

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

by ricky_pro June 20, 2008

red rocket maintenance

the act of a male masturbation

john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance

by kid ravioli January 19, 2009