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ricketson

(pronounced "rick it, son!")
v. 1. ) To rig or assemble for temporary emergency use; improvise, usually wth poor or even disastrous results. 2.) to jury-rig something with a shoddy substitute. 3.) exclamation to celebrate cheap jury-rigging.
n. a flimsy temporary fix.

Based on the work of spinal surgeon Dr. Robert Ricketson who lost his license to perform surgery after using a screwdriver in place of titanium rods on a patients neck.
"He broke his cell phone but used rolling papers to ricketson."
"Toss me that cactus. I need a jump so I'm gonna ricketson."
"I didn't study for my bar exam but fuck it. I'll just ricketson."
"I'm not taking cuts in line! That gum on the ground represents my placeholder. Ricketson!"
"We're out of dentures? Forget it. I'll ricketson. Give me those tictacs and some superglue. Now hold still, Mr. Landers..."
by Spider Goodlegs July 29, 2008
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rickettsness

What makes one uber cool, and why everyone wants to be them
man Joey is so cool, why is that?

oh its the rickettsness, you wouldnt understand
by Joey ROcketts January 1, 2011
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Richeson

The supreme ruler of all fuck boys, said fuck boy would rather fuck your mothers sister than be a proper wing man. Also known as mister steal your girl. Will also always drink your beer and never provide his own.
Thats the richeson that fucked your girl bro, hes the one with the greasy fuck boy hair and that menthol cigarette in is hand.
by Hilocody October 5, 2016
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racketlon

A combination sport, involving table tennis, squash, badminton and tennis. Each sport is played against the same opponent up to 21 points. The winner of the overall match is the player with the most points, rather than the player that wins the most sets.
Steve: "What's the best sport in the world?"
Magnus: "I believe that's Racketlon".
by Collins December 2, 2004
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rickets

ain't he a riket
by malice mam July 30, 2003
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Rickets

When your feet go inwards
Person: Hey Jack, you have Rickets! HAHAHAHAHA!
Jack: No I don’t.
by A.Mr February 8, 2022
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rickets

a softness of the bones causing great pain
Drink milk so that you have calcium and don;t develop rickets, dude!
by LINDAR June 11, 2006
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