Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

THEEVING GYPSY ROBBERS

theeving (pronounced this way, not a typo) gypsy robbers are parasitic underbellies of society who do not contribute and feel they can take whatever they want. They wrench car doors open at night, steal your cd player but leave cds on the seat as they are too feral to enjoy your music, demonstrating they are both law-breaking and ungrateful.

"Those theeving gypsy robbers stole my cd player out of my car last night"

by Charl & Ewan June 23, 2006

Rubberchicken

Weed, AKA "God's gift to the world"

John got some rubberchicken so we are all set.

by BazookaKilla June 20, 2011

crib robber

When, typically a man, tries to date a much younger female.

Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!

by bowizzle69 September 6, 2008

ribber

when a male ejaculates on a female while she's suntanning with the intention of leaving a tan outline of the splooge.

sarah: "aw man, you got a weird tan line going"
mary: "yeah, ricky ribbered me at the beach yesterday"

by soultronix January 21, 2009

Robbery

Meaning: the act of diverting the interests of a desirable female away from a competing guido. Committing a robbery is considered a skill and may be done even to close friends.

“Vinny was making out with this girl, but as soon as he went to the bathroom I moved in and completed the robbery. It was awesome!”"

by banned85 January 21, 2011

Rubben

The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.

Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.

There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?

In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.

by J0hnQ34 November 24, 2016