Rewiring Her Remote

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

herbal remedy

Slang term for marijuana.

I'm just tryin to get high...where's my herbal remedy?

by Charles Walking December 29, 2006

let's remain friends

What your woman tells you before she moves to Mexico or maybe after she moves to Mexico. Just in case it doesn't work out there.

She: Let's remain friends, I'm such a city girl, I may be back in the spring."

He: ........huh?

by the friend December 29, 2007

rememory

to remember having a thought at some point...usaually while tripping or under the influence of drugs

i had a rememory of a memory that i had forgoten once or twice...it was a beautiful rememory to remember again...those were the days...before living in Orlando, FL.

by rymigo November 8, 2007

overclocked remix

An excellent website with 1,000+ video game music remixes. All songs are high quality MP3s.

To visit OverClocked ReMix, go to ocremix.org

by ProjectSpam February 14, 2004

Post Wank Remorse (PWR)

You are about to wank and you have been thinking about a girl that wants you, but just doesn't meet your standards. Just before wanking, you decide to text her something dirty because u are thinking "She's not that bad , I'm gonna shag her" - she doesn't reply - and after wanking, you experience regret for sending the text when you were horny.

" You + me ,get it on tom night" - Post Wank Remorse (PWR)

by Shaun47 December 16, 2009

Remington 870

1. The best gun out there
2. 175% better than Benelli and Beretta.
3. 870 uses wd-40, Beretta uses olive oil
4. Most reliable gun ever unlike the Beretta or Benelli

I have the greatest gun ever, Remington 870

by pro_turkey_slayer November 10, 2013