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dyslexic redneck mindfuck 

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

Jewish Redneck 

A Jew who lives a lifestyle normally associated with Southerners.

A Jewish redneck drives to synagogue in a pickup truck.
Mike goes to synagogue on Saturday and deer hunting on Sunday. He's such a Jewish Redneck.
Jewish Redneck by am0smoses March 27, 2009

The Redneck Jesus 

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

Jersey Redneck 

A male from Southern New Jersey who somehow picked up a Deep Southern Accent and has a strange love for farm animals, Hunting, and Copenhagen. He also gets excited over Big Trucks and Big Woman.
Jersey Redneck by D November 4, 2004

Northern redneck 

The same as southern rednecks, maybe just a little less raciest. Usually live in small towns, not the city.
Southern rednecks:(visits a small town in the north) Wow! I didn't know there were rednecks in the north! They are just like us! I like them now!

Northern redneck : HELL YEAH!
Everyone: Lets get drunk!!! YAY!
Northern redneck by Erkle bill joe September 25, 2010

abercrombie redneck

teenage males, usually in the southern united states, who are fans of the preppy/country style of clothing.
if you're wearing a pink polo, wranglers and cowboy boots, you're probably an abercrombie redneck.
abercrombie redneck by catacate August 14, 2007

Rich Redneck

A member of soceity exhibiting low class, redneck tendencies but has come into a large sum of money, whether it's through a self-made construction business, winning the lottery, or through a large inheritance.

Said individuals may live in $30,000 houses but own $300,000 fishing vessels, or the luxury vehicle of choice includes a Tahoe or Yukon, preferably the XL version. Wifes of said individuals drive these with their stick families in the window, as well as numerous oversized magnets supporting their favorite SEC football team. Alabama Crimson Tide fans are notorious for this.

Attire for such individuals includes Costa del Mar sunglasses on a string, Columbia PFG fishing shirts, visors instead of hats, and Sperrys or flip flops. Miller Lite is usually the beer of choice.

Activities of indivuduals include "huntin', shootin', fishin', golfin', and SEC football ranks at the top of life's priorities
You see Ted's new 30' Contender? Yeah, he picked that up along with a Yukon XL Denali for his wife. They've already got the "big A" on the back window and a Wildlife license plate....must be a rich redneck. What's he do? Oh he won a lawsuit for a large sum of money. Guess he won't be saving for retirement. He blew it all on what you see there. He used to live in Shady Oaks trailer park. Just proof you can't give rednecks money.
Rich Redneck by tuneman988 October 6, 2011