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prostituter

an insided joke between me and my friend K;) ...what she TRYED to say is prosiquter lol but she said prostituter hahaha
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by mysteriouslover;) March 10, 2010
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prostitution

Prostitution, n. The act of selling sex and/or sexual favours in exchange for money, drugs, or chickens, depending on local currency and exchange rates.
Illegal in nearly all countries worldwide. Politicians put it down at every opportunity, despite their frequent use of these "ladies of the night"
The most frightening aspect of prostitution is not the act, which is merely pornographic movies without the studio and piss-poor acting. The money from prostitution usually finances drug pushers, who in turn finance other criminal acts. Thus you paying to get your rocks off with some drug-addled whore in Soho could be indirectly funding things like 7/11 or even 9/11.
It is the oldest profession in the world.
Single man, driving in car: Hey babe, fancy showing me a good time?
Lady of negotiable affection: S'gonna cost ya.
Single man: Sure, I just wanna blow my load.
He gets what he wants, she gets what she wants. He probably gets a veneral disease too but hey, we can't all be winners.
This is the lowest form of prostitution.
by Jono Drew August 19, 2007
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postin' up

Guy 1: Hey, where's Jack and Jill?
Guy 2: Probably postin' up against behind the English building..
by Jay Ell December 4, 2007
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Baby prostitute

A describing word to use when someone has sprayed to much purfume/cologne.
Damn who sprayed all that cologne it smells like a baby prostitute.
by Djbig February 4, 2017
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shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.
"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."
by steverogerific March 8, 2015
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POLISH PROSTITUTE

someone from poland that is a slut
You dozey slut you are a polish prostitute
by BUTCH@wxm February 18, 2008
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Prostitute

Your mum is my favourite prostitute
by James299 June 9, 2016
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