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Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.
That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill
by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023
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professional fag

“Hey did Jeremy really start an OF?” “Yup. He’s a certified professional fag now”
by CakeB8ker September 21, 2023
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processed cheese

A hideous, tasteless, joyless substance eaten by Americans to defy God and Europe.

The amount of plastic used to pack processed cheese slices has killed at least a billion turtles, and the cheese itself has contributed to every heart attack recorded since 1911.
"Mmmm," said the North American. He could not say more. His teeth had gotten stuck together from eating too much processed cheese.
by KNCVBKK January 9, 2024
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Professor BB

A discordian who goes to the gym 5 days a week, runs 35 km per week, does 4 sets of 30 reps of 75 kg on leg press but only squat 10kg for reps. Has a vocabulary of “uh huh” & “nuh uh” also watches cp casually.
“cp ain’t allat
- Professor BB
by #1 BB fan January 21, 2024
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Professor of Linguistics

I've spent all my life with a professor of linguistics.
by Charles104 November 14, 2023
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Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."
Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.
by ledskof November 14, 2023
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Professor W Rizz

Yo it be me, my name is q=mcdeltaT. Everyday I be spittin' heat because I'm a boss that you can't beat. When your hoe comes knocking at my door, you know that you ain't got her anymore. They be saying that physics gets all the bitches but chemistry hits without any misses so when you put me in this position, don't mind when I come out swingin'. They be sayin' that I'm an elmo on the streets and a cookie monster in the sheets. You know I be the CEO of deceit, so why don't you come to my bathroom suite? Little hoe came over to meet, afterward, I stole her meat. All the opps be hatin' meanwhile, my bitch count is acceleratin'. When I see an opp acting like a clown, I make sure that I shoot em' down. You know me I pack a hundred rounds because you can't swim, you only drown.
Professor W Rizz just stole yo girl.
by himonddosama November 22, 2023
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