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Post-Apocalyptic Depression

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.
by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011
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Post Lesbian Stress Disorder

When a female who was a lesbian becomes straight, she often goes through Post Lesbian Stress Disorder. Symptoms include sleeping with several unattractive men, purchasing several new purses and growing her hair.
Alex was so afraid of her sexuality that, after committing lesbicide she developed a bad case of Post Lesbian Stress Disorder.
by amywarhol August 29, 2011
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Post-Surf

1. N. - A type of music, typically of the independent nature, that involves twangy, surfy, ambient, glistening guitar melodies with heavy reverb applied and non-traditional drum beats; Usually calming, relaxing, and upbeat melodies are involved as well as simplicity. A relaxed vocal entourage is usually key as well as many vocal harmonies. Although relaxing, post-surf musicians usually have many up-tempo songs in their arsenal, that are meant for dancing and swaying to. Post-Surf is notable for its "raw" recorded sound.

2. N. - A certain feeling, usually from music, that makes one feel as though they are at a beach or in the ocean, even if they are no where near a beach or ever will be.
1. Wow, Real Estate, Surfer Blood, and The Beach Fossils really capture that Post-surf sound!

2. I feel so Post-surf right now. It's almost like I'm at the beach.
by Dr. Haveab G. November 8, 2011
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Post-apple juice

n. Cider, ie an alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice.
'Pint of post-apple juice please, mate.'

By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
by Breld January 13, 2012
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post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012
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Post-modern Classics

Any fragment of today's culture which epitomizes its own functionality; meta-technology. Basically like steampunk things but not so shitty and gay.
Person 1: "Post-modern classics is basically the epitome of technological awesomeness, meean."

Person 2: "What is postmodernism anyway?"

Person 1: "Idk man i'm stoned as fuck."
by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013
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post vibration trauma

Post Vibration Trauma. noun.

The effects of holding your mobile device as it is receiving a large influx of messages, spam, or provocative pics.

Commonly occurs when your friends spam a Facebook conversation or post.
"Nate is one motherfucker, he just wouldn't stop messaging me when I was using my phone. Two hours later I had Post Vibration Trauma"
by rageandqq October 8, 2013
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