Porn Mining

1) The ceaseless activity of looking through porn sites for someone or something that you haven't seen yet.

2) Obsessive review of material looking for something of interest.

I was up late porn mining.

He porn mined the shit out of that and couldn't find anything meaningful.

by P Phunky Phat January 9, 2009

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Danger Porn

A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.

This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.

John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!

by _Paradox_ March 2, 2010

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squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!

joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

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Porn-Spoof

A pornographic film that is based off of a non-pornographic film.

The title is always a play off of the original title, and it includes sexual innuendo.

The plot is always loosely based off of the plot of the original movie, though it includes lots of sex.

Original: American Beauty
Porn-Spoof: American Booty

Original: Clockwork Orange
Porn-Spoof: Clockwork Orgy

Original: Slumdog Millionare
Porn-Spoof: Rawdog Millionaire*

*not yet produced

by The Supporter (yet again) April 8, 2009

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Emergency Porn

The porn you have stored on a mobile device. Examples include:

- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack

It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.

In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.

Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.

by reystoner12345 October 27, 2011

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