poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

by Reed1103 May 1, 2019

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

Poop Sherpa

Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.

When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.

by Honey badger July 24, 2019

poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019

Death Poop

When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.

Did you see that guy? Major Death Poop!

by Theguywhomadeupdeathpoop April 19, 2017

poop movie

noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie

Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie

by Bduck1310 January 15, 2017

Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.

Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!

by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014