piss whore

Someone who is an object of gratuitous mistreatment. This may be literal (i.e., generally treated "like a whore" but with the further refinement of being urinated on) or figurative.

"I will make you my piss whore!"

-Ivan Brunetti, in a panel depicting himself pissing into someone's mouth, in Schizo #3.

by Doug Lundquist March 16, 2007

piss helicopter

The act of spining around while urinating. Generally done as an act of vandalism in public restrooms. It usually requires some bragging afterward.

Stop-N-Go didn't let me use their telephone to call a tow truck, so I did a piss helicopter in their shitter. That'll teach them.

by Eddison Widget January 16, 2008

pissbag

Someone who amounts to nothing more than an object that could be used for urination. Usually someone that has no real friends but still seems to follow a group of people around, even though they are unwanted there.

That new kid is such a pissbag

by fishinapie June 28, 2008

piss willies

(Noun)

Speaking from experience, the sensation a male gets after urinating. A combination of goosebumps and slight jitters/shivers/shakes.

Can also occur when something creepy happens.

Also known as the PW's for short.

Adam: Broseph, I got the piss willies this morning.
Leary: I did too. I'm sick.

Adam: Yo, did you see that pic of ____ on facebook?
Chin: Yeah... gave me the PW's.

by A-Rice January 30, 2009

pisser

A somewhat vulgar slang term for one of those wall-mounted porcelain urinals; the fixture found in men's rooms put there for the sole purpose of collecting and then disposing of micturition (urine).

Hey Josh, wait a sec!
I need to go and use the pisser before we go to the next club!

by Telephony August 11, 2013

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

A noticeable effect of being unhappy.

Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Ass Piss

When only pure juicy liquid comes squirtting out your anus.

Man, those taco's gave me some serious ass piss.

by Toque August 13, 2003