Pool Pooper

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.

Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!

by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022

beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.

Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”

by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021

like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017

not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

Pool Que

A pool que is used in the classic gentleman's game of pool to hit the white billiard into the other billiard balls in order to claim victory.

Gentleman 1: Do you fancy a game of pool?
Gentleman 2: I would fancy one good sir. Please allow me to retrieve the pool ques.

by Iconic Gentleman August 19, 2019

Relaxing by the pool

Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’

Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.

by PoopEmoji22 May 21, 2022