Card Pooling

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.

Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.

by Adgo September 6, 2009

Karen Poole

A British Songwriter and Singer......

happens also that Karen Poole is the most beautiful, Wonderful, Smart, Funny, Sexy and all around how they say "A 10". She is highly involved in everything she does and seems to always be in control. She is overall Amazing in every aspect. Also tends to say things that are Extremely funny even though she tottaly meant it. ;)

Guy 1-"Hey you seen Karen Poole?"

Guy 2-"Pft... I could dream..."

Guy 1-"I was talking about the singer..."

by THE LCR April 13, 2011

Tide Pooling

Having anal sex with someone who is currently suffering from diarrhea.

She had the runs after eating chili fries but I don't mind tide pooling so I fucked her ass anyway.

by rickabone May 24, 2017

Jake Poole

If you meet a Jake Poole then know that mr Lam thinks he is a special shit!

If you ask his teachers they will all agree.

You are very lucky to know a special shit.

“Stop being moody” - mr Lam
“no” - Jake Poole
“well youre a special shit!” - mr Lam

by Jake Poole October 12, 2018

poolkake

the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards.

for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.

given;
- the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
- the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations.
- the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.

therefore;

In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take

280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour;

A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years

to fill the pool

and just a moment to jump in

dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?

yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight

by idubstoners July 9, 2010

Jackson Poollock

A camera phone picture of a tremendously large or impressive poop sent via text message to another person.

Dude I just dropped a huge duce so I had to send Matt a Jackson Poollock.

by Miles Davis ATL April 14, 2008

poolard

An individual whos main goal is to exert the least amount of effort possible in all aspects of daily life.

Someone who is extremely lazy and doesnt want to leave their house.

All Josh does is sit at home on the computer and play world of warcraft, what a poolard!

by mylittlesnoookie December 25, 2009