in other words .. thats not how i be doin things ... or homie wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole
"i ain't gon use no public washroom. all they got is tissue paper. homie don't play that way. boy i got a 2-ply minimum"
by Ste&Mar October 21, 2005
Get the homie don't play that way mug.Zach: "we should do something different tonight"
Whitney: "like fecal play?"
Zach: "yeah"
Whitney: "okay, I'll shit on your chest during sex"
Zach: "I can't wait"
Whitney: "like fecal play?"
Zach: "yeah"
Whitney: "okay, I'll shit on your chest during sex"
Zach: "I can't wait"
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A form of kink that commonly involves using ice cubes to stimulate the erogenous zones.
However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.
My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.
My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
Me: So imma head over to the community center after school...
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
Get the Ice Play mug.stimulating the urethra by inserting objects of various sizes. Examples: pencils, ball pens, swizzle stick, rubber worms, metal sounds. May also involve electro stimulation.
I got myself off by inserting a urethral tube in my dick and jacking until I came.Urethral play is my favorite way to get off.
by Roji Taka December 17, 2005
Get the urethral play mug.when you are having anal sex and you don't want to get your dick poopy, so you grab your dick in a thumbs up, stick it in her butt hole, and the motion jacks you off at the same time
Yo bro, does your dick smell bad from that girls ass?
No way dude, i Pittsburgh play action passed her so i didn't have to sport a poopy dick
No way dude, i Pittsburgh play action passed her so i didn't have to sport a poopy dick
by Kirby Hunt May 23, 2009
Get the Pittsburgh play action pass mug.When a game is, self explainatory, free to play. Generally F2P (abberiviation) games have a Free mode, and a Premium mode, which costs money but has benefits over Free mode. Games that do not have a Premium mode are supported by DLC (such as Team Fortress 2) and might have more benefits just for buying DLC.
F2P games with a premium mode generally create elitest groups from premium players which insult F2P gamers, thinking money buys them skill, and writing off F2P gamer comments as invalid. I've seen one instance of someone suggesting to make a game with a Free mode, Premium, and Pro mode, have Free mode removed and make the game pay to play. (game was Quake Live)
Free to Play can be the answer for those who want games for free and do not want to resort to pirating.
F2P games with a premium mode generally create elitest groups from premium players which insult F2P gamers, thinking money buys them skill, and writing off F2P gamer comments as invalid. I've seen one instance of someone suggesting to make a game with a Free mode, Premium, and Pro mode, have Free mode removed and make the game pay to play. (game was Quake Live)
Free to Play can be the answer for those who want games for free and do not want to resort to pirating.
Paragraph 1 Example:
Gamer 1: Wanna play Team Fortress 2?
Gamer 2: Nah, I'm on a strict budget. No game buying for me. Unless I can pirate it.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro! TF2 is Free to Play! Just download it off of Steam and get on my server!
Gamer 2: I'd love to, but I don't have Steam.
Gamer 1: Remind me why we still hang out with each other?
Paragraph 2 Example1:
Playomatic: Hey, how do I get the minigun? I've been searching for it, but I can't unlock it.
PremiPro: lol u cant unlock it by playing u must buy it u cheap n00b lol
Example 2:
<Member> The_New_Guy: I'm new here, so I was wondering if there was any servers I could join?
<Pro> xXPrO_fTwXx: wtf is he tring to say? i dont spek f2p-n00b.
Example 3:
dAWinAr: hello, i was wondering if we could remove the f2p scum from our respectable community by requiring players to pay the monthly premium fee to play this game. that would remove the n00bs and make us pros the only ones.
Gamerator: yesh, thats wold let us winars have betr servrs and take away da f2p players who cant play
Respectable_John: This post was removed by the topic poster
<Moderator> The_Blade_of_Fury: Locked, we don't want to remove the Free mode, as that would drive away gamers.
Topic locked. You may not post here.
Gamer 1: Wanna play Team Fortress 2?
Gamer 2: Nah, I'm on a strict budget. No game buying for me. Unless I can pirate it.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro! TF2 is Free to Play! Just download it off of Steam and get on my server!
Gamer 2: I'd love to, but I don't have Steam.
Gamer 1: Remind me why we still hang out with each other?
Paragraph 2 Example1:
Playomatic: Hey, how do I get the minigun? I've been searching for it, but I can't unlock it.
PremiPro: lol u cant unlock it by playing u must buy it u cheap n00b lol
Example 2:
<Member> The_New_Guy: I'm new here, so I was wondering if there was any servers I could join?
<Pro> xXPrO_fTwXx: wtf is he tring to say? i dont spek f2p-n00b.
Example 3:
dAWinAr: hello, i was wondering if we could remove the f2p scum from our respectable community by requiring players to pay the monthly premium fee to play this game. that would remove the n00bs and make us pros the only ones.
Gamerator: yesh, thats wold let us winars have betr servrs and take away da f2p players who cant play
Respectable_John: This post was removed by the topic poster
<Moderator> The_Blade_of_Fury: Locked, we don't want to remove the Free mode, as that would drive away gamers.
Topic locked. You may not post here.
by UltraGamer902 August 31, 2012
Get the Free to Play mug.When i go to the massage parlor, i always ask the nice Korean lady to go "extra soft," so she would proceed to give me some bean play.
by Rhett Perry January 4, 2008
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