Porn Mail

Receiving unsolicited links to porn from a friend or co-worker as a prank. Primarily done as a way to frame the recipient of viewing pornographic material while still at work/school.

"Mr. Weed, I can explain. I've been a victim of porn mail, I'm not even gay!"

by RustyNailTermz November 20, 2020

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

brick mail

Brick mail is any letter or note attached to a brick, stone or heavy object and delivered by throwing through the window of or at recipient's home, business, car, etc.

Guy 1: I know they got my party invitation. I brick mailed it to them.
Guy 2: What's brick mail?
Guy 1: Brick mail is where I throw a brick with a note attached through their front window.

I know you got my message. I sent via brick mail, cider block class.

by LSam December 24, 2020

Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox

That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere

by Smurf delights March 13, 2021

E-MAIL WRESTLING

When you run an AD on a SEX SITE and it never comes to FRUITION.

The object of E-MAIL WRESTLING like sports wrestlers is BURN your opponent on the SEXUAL ACT they desire , as PIN them to the MAT and drop out being basking in all the glory with self masturbation.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 4, 2021

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021

Daily Mailing

To be purposefully misquoted for more laughs

Verb, Stop daily mailing me, now everyone thinks I have a clown fetish, I just said they were funny sometimes.

by Stubbedout August 20, 2021