by Stephane Demers June 23, 2008
by Frows December 12, 2004
A curved penis.
by Fonte9fj September 30, 2016
When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
by RickyTodd September 17, 2009
Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".
Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.
In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.
Any fast magic. As horses are fast.
Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.
In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.
Any fast magic. As horses are fast.
"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"
Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.
Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.
by Alan Paul April 20, 2009
Shoving your erect cock into a Snickers and dunking it into a deep fryer. Traditionally served with a caramel drizzle.
by StinkyBoiPussy April 22, 2022
by I_am_actual_garbage May 08, 2019