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Mike's Hard Lemonade 

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
when an individual defacates into a condom. Then the individual places the condom in the freezer. When the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the shit/condom combo as an anal dildo of sorts.
Troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.
cold mike by I.P. Daily February 2, 2006

mike jones treatment 

in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment

meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl
Ayo, i meat this dime last night, i took her to the crib and i gave her the mike jones treatment.

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.
I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!
Mike Tyson by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009
A cool guy but dies easy.
Look Mikee watch out for that dagger! Boom. Dead!
Mikee by Nezzzz February 13, 2010
something one resorts to as a temporary convenience; makeshift.
He prepared a bed of straw as a makedo for his guests to kip down.
makedo by uttam maharjan November 3, 2011