Messer

Someone who says they'll do something but never follows through. Time waster

Ste: I'm gona buy a van for winter
J: here's a white one, sprinter
Ste: nah has to be silver
J: OK, here's a silver one. Perfect

Ste: high milage
J: ok here's a silver one, low milage, VW crafter
Ste: nah needs to be sprinter.

J: OK I've found a low milage, silver sprinter.

Ste: Think I might get a car instead.

J: You're a fucking Messer you lad!

by JordanRoyalHills December 8, 2016

messin

the act of interfering with someone that your not with
fucking with someone you dont go out with it could be just kissing, touching, or fucking

Na i dont go out wit her we just messin

by boricua147bx April 9, 2008

messy

To be completely and utterly inebriated beyond belief.

Person #1: Dude, you were so messy last night.
Person #2: Like, messier than Jordyn Greason?
Person #1: No, noone has ever been such a mess as she.

by manyperson August 7, 2009

Sext Messaging

IM or texting with sexual content.

Sext messaging:

Chief J: "I'm going to rip into you like a chain saw."

or

D1: "I need you to come over and play doctor. I need a full pelvic exam."

by Pledge J January 4, 2009

Away Message Battel!

An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"

Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco

Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!

Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!

Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!

by Mr Whale Jr. May 15, 2006

sext message

A cell phone "text message" with the direct intent of creating a sexual thought for the recipient about the sender; Meant to flirt with the recipient in a way that cannot be expressed via a voice call.

These messages are typically short and leave lots to the imagination.

They range from a wink: " ;) " to a "i want to touch your..."

He's hot; I'm gonna sext message him right now.

by Naaadz June 25, 2006

text message breakup

1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.

2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.

3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.

Phone is buzzing

Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.

Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.

by mdraven22 November 6, 2009