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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
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Smoked Meat Sandwich

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.
I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!
by Scott vanD March 4, 2009
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toiletseat meat

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.
Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"
by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011
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Yucatan Meat Grinder

Prior to conducting felatio, the female partner chews up a taco whilst inserting her man's penis in her mouth.
"yo my nigga I'm not really sure if I was into the Yucatan Meat Grinder or not but an experience is an experience..i guess"
by bopboppinbitch August 23, 2011
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i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums
I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍
by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017
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Meat Hipster

Meat hipsters used to be vegetarians (when it was trendy), then vegans (when it was trendy). Now they are meat hipsters or "sustainable" & "conscious eaters".

Meat hipsters ritualize charcuterie, butchery, back-to-the-land farming and the myth of the pastoral agrarian paradise. They take classes in how to cut up whole hogs, composting and permaculture.

A school of thought brought to the masses by Michael Pollan's "The Omnivore's Dilemma" and "In Defense of Food".
Wow! Check out Anne stripping the meat off those BBQ ribs!

To think that she was a preachy vegan like two months ago and now she's an unabashed meat hipster... What will it be next? Eating kosher?
by Leisure Class Hero September 17, 2010
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front meat

She's got some new front meat.
by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002
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