Leather jockey

you a whole ass bitch nah you aint even a whole ass bitch you a half ass bitch pathetic retard “leather jockey”

Ay mark yo aunt died get the 🅿️retzels leather jockey

by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022

Lint licking cock jockey

The equivalent to a person (preferably a female) that bounces from guy to guy only for self accomplishment or maybe a dating competition.

Omgwowlolstaahp, she is such a lint licking cock jockey, someone needs to get her under control!

by Whytfwouldudothatplsstaahp January 26, 2015

pony pecker in a jockstrap

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016

jockocracy

when preppy retard jocks rule a school/a college/the world, and make the rest of us miserable and endlessly annoyed.

"Down With Jockocracy!"

by taylor May 30, 2004

jockmonkey

The person in your life who will not leave you alone and/or wants to be like you. One who clings like a monkey and is always on your jock. This includes but is not limited to the following behavior: dressing like you, acting like you, using your patented clever phrases (like "jockmonkey"), remembering past events in a way that makes it seem you are actually copying off of them.

My jockmonkey got an eagle tattoo on his forearm a year after I got a swallow tattoo on mine.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

Jockey stealing

The act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but shags you anyways. Purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. Doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she's a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they're told "I've got a boyfriend"

That hot chick has a jockey, but I'm gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.

She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.

She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.

Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.

by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

jockpost

to have the stench of the locker room brought to your face.

Ines Sainz got jockposted by Rex Ryan at practice today!!

by mikey mc3413 September 15, 2010