jizz cannon 

street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia

Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!

jizz cannon by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003

Jizz nizzer 

Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.

Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.

Jizz nizzer by IBetThisIsn'tTaken January 10, 2008

Jizz Locker 

1. An offensive term to a girl who takes alot of jizz
2. A locker filled with jizz

1. That bitch is such a jizz locker
2. Ha number 212 is now a jizz locker

Jizz Locker by BAM!123 August 6, 2010

Jizz Fart 

Someone who is sexually attracted to farts, hence the name.

Ryan: Did you jerk off to my fart?

Bob: Yeah

Ryan: Man, you're a total Jizz Fart

Jizz Fart by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019

Jizz-cucumber 

Me

Im a jizz-cucumber

Jizz-cucumber by big dick June 19, 2003

Jizz'donbuleed 

A time in which someone gets jizzed on and for some weird reason they start to bleed

Henry got jizz'donbuleeded last week and now he has a fear of masterbation

Doctor: " I'm sorry Henry, according to your body's unrelative response, you won't be able to exert sperm anymore."
Henry: "Aw c'mon Doc, it's because his weiner was in my butt!"

Jizz'donbuleed by Nathanispro May 28, 2008

Jizz Jar

A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.

Guy 1: Damn it, I jizzed first.

Guy 2: Put some money in the Jizz Jar.

Jizz Jar by Lorena Trancy June 15, 2011