hit the clock

to turn 18

guy 1: damn, she's kinda fine. i don't think she looks old enough so i'll ask her when she is going to hit the clock

guy 2: that's really weird bro

by blubloobglue August 14, 2021

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Get the hit the clockmug.

clock thong

a thong for a clock.

person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"

by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023

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Get the clock thongmug.

Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012

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Get the Clock-Blockedmug.

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or get slapped

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

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Get the Lock or get clockedmug.

Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011

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