The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

December 22 incident

Infamous day on tiktok where porn and gore was posted using tiktok’s slide feature.

Person 1: Remember December 22 incident on tiktok

Person 2: That shit was wild

by Longislandera October 31, 2023

Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023

Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.

Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!

by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024

“The Great Purge Incident of 2024”

Fada faced an epidemic of mass numbers joining their group, chaos unfolded forcing members to observe carefully, the chaos did not stop forcing the hand of several elder fada gods to purge the group, hence causing the great purge of 2024. “You have been removed”

Hey, Do you remember “The great purge Incident of 2024” ? Where fada removed several people from existence.

by MollyLourencoke January 18, 2024

gojo figure incident

a tik toker got a bloody tampon and squeezed it over a gojo figurine

the gojo figure incident is running the reputation for anime watcher's

by jjk enjoyer January 25, 2024