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bee goggles

The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.
Damn these bee goggles. There is no way that mispelled is spelled misspelled.
by Salvationisnigh April 24, 2008
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glam goggles

huge womens sun glasses that hipster chicks wear
That girl with the glam goggles was so freakin hot!
by FidelChatstro August 18, 2008
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shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.
by Melly D. August 21, 2011
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sugar goggles

Similar to beer goggles, someone appears better looking after having done something sweet.
Brian's cute, but after he spent an afternoon complimenting me, I looked at him through sugar goggles and he was even better looking!
by AudiTiger October 26, 2011
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height goggles

A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.
Wow. Olivia definitely had her height goggles on when she agreed to date THAT guy.
by thebaseballstar August 5, 2012
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Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"
a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.
by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012
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crush goggles

For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".
She sees him so perfectly must be crush goggles
by hello the idiot that use this November 27, 2014
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