Death by notification

When a smart phone gets so many facebook notifications, texts, emails, or BBMs, etc. in a small amount of time that the battery dies. This can be done by one person or a group of people either intentionally or not.

Girl: Asshole you straight liked my profile. My phone received Death by notification after receiving 98 notifications. I didn't realize this until my car was broken down at the side of the road.

Further after the phone died i continued receiving notifications as well.

Guy: LAY

by fun_socks January 16, 2011

Death grip

When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.

Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”

Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”

by KennethRoberts September 20, 2018

Death

Your one, true, and only friend after life.

Death, I never thought that this day would come

by Hartman April 15, 2004

Death by Mamba

The act of being fucked in the ass by an African American male untill death occurs.

Death by electric chair or death by mamba?....."Death by electric chair please."

by Bryan F November 13, 2005

Australian Death Grab

grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.

I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.

by UCLAcrewDude February 29, 2004

Giant Death-Ray In The Backyard

1)Boredom.
2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.

"What are you doing Friday?"
"Not much, just building a giant death-ray in the backyard."
"Indeed."

by Mnemosyne0AV January 31, 2006

The death steamer

While engaging in sexual intercourse, you make a small incision into your partners chest. Upon your partner focusing on the wound, you quickly take a shat into the wound

My wife is still in the hospital becuase i gave her the death steamer.

by fordgrizzly December 16, 2009