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Definitions by KennethRoberts

Death grip 

When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.
Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”

Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”
Death grip by KennethRoberts September 20, 2018

Whim Session 

A whim session is when you and your friends decide to venture out of town for a drink somewhere new. May cause controversy with some drinking buddies as they’re set in their ways and prefer the same old local drinking establishments.
Trev - “Going for a few drinks at HB at 7. Best get yourself down!”
Alan “Not tonight thanks. Some of us are going for a bit of a whim session and checking out that new bar in Millaston. You’re welcome to join us, Ken’s driving.”
Trev- “You must be joking if you think I’ll be seen in a dump like that! Way too far, just come down to HB.”
Whim Session by KennethRoberts September 18, 2018