Someone with no brain or common sense, they usually travel in packs of three to accompany each other with self esteem issues commonly present in the derpii,
A single Derpy(derpii for plural) can be lethal in full rage, ways to prevent the derpii from entering this state
1, give it beef jerky, beef jerky is a natural relaxant of the derpii and will instantly calm it into a suppressed state.
2, another key way to stop a derpii from going ballistic is to impress it with a neat flip ( or dive) off a diving board, it will distract it for a short some time as it watches the leap from the board, at this point it is easiest to sneakup on the derpy from behind as so to knock it out with a quick blow to neck.
the following actions are how to enrage a derpii,
1, as it is swimming ( which it can just so hardly do ) run over to it and yell "derp!!!", it will quickly become enraged and most likey to attack you or the people surrounding you.
2, to be seen walking or near a Mariah will quickly enrage the derpii as it will become instantaniously jealous and attempt gainers off the diving board to impress the Mariah.
A single Derpy(derpii for plural) can be lethal in full rage, ways to prevent the derpii from entering this state
1, give it beef jerky, beef jerky is a natural relaxant of the derpii and will instantly calm it into a suppressed state.
2, another key way to stop a derpii from going ballistic is to impress it with a neat flip ( or dive) off a diving board, it will distract it for a short some time as it watches the leap from the board, at this point it is easiest to sneakup on the derpy from behind as so to knock it out with a quick blow to neck.
the following actions are how to enrage a derpii,
1, as it is swimming ( which it can just so hardly do ) run over to it and yell "derp!!!", it will quickly become enraged and most likey to attack you or the people surrounding you.
2, to be seen walking or near a Mariah will quickly enrage the derpii as it will become instantaniously jealous and attempt gainers off the diving board to impress the Mariah.
by Lily Pearson January 27, 2010
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Get the Derby bro mug.A surfer/skater, who looks like a rhat but is in fact not a raht. Some common signs that one is a Derek Rot include: beenie, flannel, high socks, obey sweatshirt, vans, plasic cheap fake raybans, and long curly thin hair. WARNING: be careful calling a Derek Rot a Raht, he WILL take offence.
Derek Rot; Did you see the gnarly waves today, bro?
Normal Person: You are such a Raht, and you try to hard.
Derek Rot: I'm telling ya Terrimar was really going off.
Normal Person: You are such a Raht, and you try to hard.
Derek Rot: I'm telling ya Terrimar was really going off.
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Get the Derek Rot mug.A family with bad genes. If you get stuck with these genes I feel bad for you. If you are from Dershem descent you will be really stupid or really smart. But luckily this comes with some perks. Dershems have large penises and are really lucky with the ladies. And they are usually really hot. On the downside you get dumped once they figure out your personality. Also life is really easy because no one expects you to do anything. Unless your smart. Then life is filled with money and the ladies and a good house. The smart ones own penguins and leopards. The dumb ones own cows and chickens. Good luck in life.
Farmers or Red Necks are usually of Dershem descent.
Scientists and Architects who own penguins and leopards are usually of Dershem descent.
Scientists and Architects who own penguins and leopards are usually of Dershem descent.
by HarryFreeman January 2, 2012
Get the Dershem mug.Derived from the root word "derp," derposphere is the equivalent of enlightenment, only in reverse. It is a realm of peak awareness comprised of utter stupidity.
It's heights are believed to be solely achieved by truly believing the nonsensical drivel, or complete idiocy, an individual speaks, or writes.
It's heights are believed to be solely achieved by truly believing the nonsensical drivel, or complete idiocy, an individual speaks, or writes.
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Get the derposphere mug.Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.
Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"
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