Definitions by Raht

Puxatony Poop

When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.

Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop

Puxatony Poop by Raht November 13, 2016

Derek Rot 

A surfer/skater, who looks like a rhat but is in fact not a raht. Some common signs that one is a Derek Rot include: beenie, flannel, high socks, obey sweatshirt, vans, plasic cheap fake raybans, and long curly thin hair. WARNING: be careful calling a Derek Rot a Raht, he WILL take offence.

Derek Rot; Did you see the gnarly waves today, bro?
Normal Person: You are such a Raht, and you try to hard.
Derek Rot: I'm telling ya Terrimar was really going off.

Derek Rot by Raht May 13, 2011