Comebackable

If something is winnable even when it seems lost, the ability to win with a comeback
Invented by Doublelift

Doublelift: “Don’t surrender, this game is comebackable” *gets killed* “Nevermind, this game isn’t comebckable, we should surrender”

by Spip August 10, 2018

Come **up** with your hands **out**

What a less-than-honorable person WOULD like to hear --- i.e., "Approach me and I'll give you money, food, or something else desirable" --- rather than the stern "show yourself peaceably" command uttered by a firearm-wielding lawman.

Delinquent teen in the overnight lock-up: So... what got YOU in trouble?
Second delinquent teen: Oh, I was out raisin' Hell the other night, and Johnny Law showed up, so I ducked into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster. I didn't hear the cop properly when he called to me --- I thought he'd said, "Come **up** with your hands **out**," so I stupidly dashed right out and ran up to him with my eager hands held out, thinking he was gonna give me a hamburger or pass me a few bucks... instead, he merely slapped da cuffs on me!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

ComeBack V69

A person who makes a comback for the 69th time and says Watsup guys its scarce back with another DEFINITION cuz tis a fake acc mad3 by Syed cuz im kool fuk hsi sugarland the real one cuz hes trash and he sits behind a acreen talkin shit

Dang bro he made a comeback v69 tgis is getting old.

by HSI SugarIand September 30, 2018

comedy uncle

Comedy Uncle is like a “Drag Mom” but for a comedian. The term Comedy refers to the practice and wisdom bestowed on the pupil, uncle is referring to the giver of knowledge regardless of gender or relation.

My comedy uncle Xavier, has taught me everything I know about the stand up comedy world.

by MeganCares March 18, 2019

Comedy Wheeze

Verb. A sudden and abrupt single exhalation of air causing a shortness of breath. Caused when a person is subjected to too much pure comedy at once.

Daniel:what's the difference between in laws and outlaws. Outlaws are wanted
Stephen:WHEEZE
Daniel:I knew that joke would make you Comedy Wheeze

by FrazeNeutron March 19, 2019

Comedic Torture

When a situation is so cringey it ends up being funny.

"Hey do you whats funny about you being indigineous?"

"What?"

*Awkwardly long time amount of silence*

"So am I"

"Dude that was comedic torture"

by BennyBigBoi August 4, 2019

Comdedy

Comedy but it is even more funnier

Its genre is Comdedy

by Hahahaha no u no u June 28, 2019